She's Bossy!

Bella: " Mommy! Its late! I am going to turn off the tv, and then you are going to bed! Right now Mommy! I have school tomorrow!

Mommy: "Bella tomorrow is Saturday. You don't have school tomorrow!"

Bella: "Well it is still past your bedtime mama cause I'm tired!"

Bulldogs...So Argumentative!

Bella: "Mom! Rocco is arguing me!"

Somebody Get That Girl Some Ice Cream!

Bella: "Mom, I’m sorry but I really need ice cream! I can’t breathe...I think I’m tired!

That’s what! "

I Want Ice Cream!

Bella: "Mommy I can't breath because I need ice cream!"

Apparently in need of a tan!

Overheard in the car...Daddy and Bella playing I Spy aka "The Color Game!"

Daddy: "I spy with my little eye something white!"

Bella: "Is it our bodies?????"

Daddy: "Hahahahahaha! No Bella!"

Flush!

Bella: " Mom this is how I flush the potty!"

• "STEP 1: Put the seat down."
• "STEP 2: Flush!"
• "STEP 3: Wait for the water to come up!"

Mommy: "Ok, what happens next?"

Bella: "Duh Mom...STEP 4! Wash your hands!"

Awwwwww! She loves me!

Bella: Mommy, I cleaned the living room, do you know why?

Mommy: "Why Bella Boo?"

Bella: "Because you are the bestest Mommy EVER!"

Moobs!

Bella: "Mommy, my boobies are getting bigger like Daddy's!"

Please note: In reality my husband does not have man-boobs! Bahahaha!

Spit on the Floor!

Bella: "Mom I think I gotta tell you something."

Mom: " Okay, go ahead."

Bella: "I think I need to talk to you for a minute."

Mom: "Alright."

Bella: "Mom I really have something I need to say to you!"

Mom: "Good grief girl, spit it out!"

Can you take a guess what My Bella Boo did next?!

Mom: "Gross Bella! Don't do that!"

Bella: "Sorry, but guess what?"

Mom: "What Bella?"

Bella: " When Daddy gets home we are going to make Ming-Ming cupcakes!"

Mom: "Ummm? Okay! Haha!"

Zombies!

While Daddy was playing video games, about to kill some zombies:

Daddy: "Ok...here we go!"

Bella: " Just be yourself Daddy!"

She's Listening!

Husband: "So babe...Chippendale's dancers are gonna be at Club 101."

Wife: "Haha, and why are you telling me this?"

An Eavesdropping Bella: "Daddy...I don't think I like Chippendale's. I just like Duck Tales!"

Good Hygiene!

Bella: "Hey daddy, In eight days I can play play-doh at my pre-school, and I can even wash my hands there when they're dirty."

Num-Num-Num!

Bella: "Look my sissy is a yogurt monster!"

Crazy!

Bella: "Daddy, I think you are driving me crazy!"

Yes Mam!

Bella: "Daddy move these books for me please!"

Daddy: "Yes Mam!"

Bella: "Daddy, don't call me Mam! I'm your daughter not a mam!"

Cake!!!

Mommy: "Bella, How do you like the cake that we made???"

Bella: "Mmmmm. It tastes like baseball! Delicious!"

Pancakes!!!

Bella: "Mama, I love you! You are a good citizen for making me pancakes! These are the best pancakes EVER!"

"Oh mom? Are my teeth bones???"

Mommy: "Hahaha! Yes Bella!"

Lunch!

Mommy: "Hey Bella, What do you want for lunch today?"

Bella: "Ummm. How about a knuckle sandwich? That would be yummy!"

Growing!

Bella: "Mommy, I'm growing!"

Mommy: "Yes you are!"

Bella: "And when I'm a grown up, I'm gonna make dinner!"

Mommy: "You are? What else are you going to do when you are a grown up?"

Bella: "Ummm, bake pancakes for Easter! Oh...and be a firefighter!"

Ramen Noodles!

Bella: "Mommy, I need some ice cream cause I finished my mama noodles!"